sent february 4th at nine fifty-two am

ahh tsutomu,
my learn-ed disciple.
i see you,
you put my voice for newsweek,
you put it on newsweek and you put it on the net.
don't you know that my kung fu is the best?
my kung fu is great.
why you put my voice on the net?
this is not good.
have i not taught you grasshopper?
you must learn from the master.
i know, i know all the techniques and styles,
i know tiger claw style.
i know trane, i know crane technique.
i know, crazy monkey technique.
and i also know rdist and sendmail.
and you put my voice on the net?
i'm very disappointed, my son.


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